YOU GUYS THERE ARE YELLOWJACKETS IN MY KITCHEN

THEY KEEP COMING IN

AND I KEEP LETTING THEM OUT THROUGH THE BACK DOOR

BUT THEY KEEP COMING BACK

WTF

MAINTENANCE IS SUPPOSED TO BE COMING TO HAVE A LOOK

BUT I FEEL ALL CREEPY AND GROSS AND PRICKLY NOW

I was mentally scarred by something I read in the Onion AV Club yesterday morning and felt I needed to horrify my entire flist with it (it's the first link in the poll). Also, it's been a while since I've posted a pointless poll, so!

(WARNING: both of these articles are REALLY GROSS.)

Poll Things That Make My Dissertation Look Appealing

That even though I do not have testicles, I know what it would feel like to have them clamped in a vise.

( It would feel exactly like this. (SFW) )

Picture of the opening bell-ringing at the New York Stock Exchange on Friday.

( warning: clowns )

So someone on the flist is soliciting suggestions for potential baby names, and in this post, linked to the Social Security database of common names (to rule out names that are likely to be to common).

I bring this up because the Social Security page contains unspeakable terror and I felt it necessary to share my trauma with the world:

HORRIBLE ( Read more... )